When did I get old?

I would rather go to bed early than party at a club where a world-class FAMOUS DJ is spinning!

I would rather go to bed early so that I can wake up early on Sunday and get a good workout in, instead of staying up til 4am dancing with Carl Cox bangin out beats?!

I have a ride to the club and a VIP (no cover) hookup…

So I have NO REASON to stay at home.

And here I sit. Typing into this stupid blog.

What is my problem?

I’m old. I think I might be coming down with a cold and I would rather rest up than risk getting too sick to go to work. I would rather not have work pile up on me. I would rather catch up on sleep than struggle through a week of work.

I feel like an old lady!

And while I’m complaining like one, let me add to this:

I’m going to end up a spinster! I don’t care. I am not going to settle down  with someone just because I’m 31. There. I said it! I’m 31 years old! That doesn’t mean I’m going to compromise my needs.

I’m having an pre-mid-life crisis. Basically.

More complaints: I lift weights until I can’t move my wrists, I run until my knees are worn down, and I do cardio until my face turns red and then turns white… and I still don’t lose weight!

My life doesn’t suck, but boy am I frustrated.

Gotta think about the good things in life and not let the sucky shit bring me down. I think I’m just sexually frustrated… I’ll leave it at that.

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6 Responses to “When did I get old?”

  1. Force of Hobbit Says:

    Don’t let this get you down. Life changes. You change. Blah blah blah. I got your message on FB. Our scotty-too-hotty tour awaits. I say 3 weeks hiking, driving, escaping to Scotland. Perhaps we can do Cornwall as well.

  2. kevin Says:

    meh, i find i’m doing the same thing. you don’t need to go out every night (that’s how i look at it).

  3. Streyeder Says:

    Don’t fret, everyone hits that time in their life…and some become cougars, while others slowly fade into the darkness…or was that elves?

  4. DebbieDoesDC Says:

    thanks for the inspiration y’all!

  5. kevin Says:

    you’re welcome

    now follow me on twitter! kfinkelstein

    :p

  6. smoogums Says:

    debbie,

    u are not getting old, just getting matured enough to think of the consequences of too much partying..lets just say..so much more responsible thinking:)
    and..the absence of guys in ur life or having no sex for that matter should be a reason for frustration… as what mary said in “theres something abt mary ..”there is always a vibrator!”lol.

    cheers (keep up the humor)

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