Weekend of Fun
It’s only Monday, but I already have my sights on the weekend. Why?
Because my dueling banjo-blogger of a friend, Farmer, is coming to town! The last time he was in DC (and I was also in DC) we partied like nobody’s business and had some crazy times with weird, lame and interesting people around the city. We partied on a school night and still had fun (this city is lame!)
Plan A: Farmer is too tired to dally in the dell (he’ll be driving from North Carolina)
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Saturday afternoon:
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- Movies in Theater (Arlington Cinema and Draft house) or @ home on DVD
- Sleep
Sun AM:
- Dim Sum
- Gym
- Farmer jumps on horse and herds his cattle to greener pastures
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Plan B: Farmer has enough energy to use his ho (just kidding!)
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Saturday afternoon:
- National Cathedral, Basilica, and other of my favorite DC touristy locales
- Food somewhere in city
- Party in Dupont with the homos
- Sleep
Sun AM:
- Dim Sum
- Gym
- Farmer gets on tractor and leaves
I guess the difference is partying or watching a movie!
January 7th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Sounds good to me.
Bad puns for possible use:
-Farmer hits the hay.
-Farmer has the best night of his life, barn-none.
-Farmer horses around.
-Farmer drives to the moo-vie in his cattle-ac.
-Farmer makes a hog of himself.
-Farmer is out of shape, so a trip to the gym herds quite a lot.
-Farmer had a weekend full of lasso fun, and his high ropes were exceeded.
-These puns are kind of corny.
-I’d better shut the husk up.
January 7th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
awesome!
January 8th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
WOOOOO GO FARMER! I HOPE YOU FIND YOURSELF SOMEONE SPECIAL IN THAT GAY BAR
Bow chicka wow wow
January 14th, 2008 at 12:30 am
roumany ilove you
January 17th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
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January 19th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Hope you had a good week, and that you’re over the cold/flu/whatever the hell it was. You are the QUEEN of good hostesses. The week with my family went pretty predictably…fix computer problems at my dad’s office and at home, and periodically escape to hang out with my brother, sisters, and mom whenever they were available. I’m back in Charlotte now, and seem to have made it through the week without catching a cold, the flu, etc. And now…TO BED!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
yeeee, aq dah py ojob lho..
January 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hey Andrew–I’m feeling MUCH better and I am ALMOST done with the cough…
Haley—you’re an idiot.
John–I can see through your joke about Andrew going to a gay strip joint. I know you’re covering up for your own closeted homosexuality. It’s okay. I ordered you a stripper named “Trevor” to come to your house. You can thank me later.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
semmie ,you will never ,never succeed,sucker….
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 am
Why do you think it’s closeted? Andrew and I are very open about our homosexual relationship, isn’t that right sweetheart?