Tails of a 17th Street Geisha

I have
already broken many of my New Year’s resolutions and we’re only on day five of
2008. Still, the time is good for resolutions–many of my bffs (gay bf Aris and
a certain B-diva) are moving to the West Coast, my home is FINALLY free of
roommates, and I recently downgraded Max from romantic interest to
"friends with benefits" to finally JUST friends!

That
said, I’m poised to start fresh–tabula rasa! My new year’s resolutions, in no
order of importance:

 1. text less! my carpel tunnel is killing
me, so texting less will help.

 2. learn to enjoy being alone! no more
wasting time dating guys. I need to take a break. For at least the greater part
of the year. I’m takin’ my jcuriousity and removing my Jdate profile. for now,
booty calls or nuthin!

 3. Be more consistent with the gym. Once I
recover from this dreadful cold, I will be back to the gym with a vengeance.

 4. Finish all condo home improvement
projects: kitchen, floors, etc.,

 5. Spend less! Good God, do I really need
any more shoes?

 6. Join an improv group and FINALLY get into
comedy. I’m so lazy. If only it were "sit down" and not "stand
up."

That’s a
reasonable list right? By choosing NOT to date, I will have more time for the
gym and condo improvement projects.

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