New Year’s Resolutions
In no order of importance:
1) research future grad school and long-term career options, hopefully doesn’t entail law school or beauty school options
2) spend less money, save more money, discover get-rich-quick scheme and become a millionaire. use coupons and double them wherever possible.
3) become a super star by any means possible
4) own a dog if I have a lifestyle that supports it (which doesn’t include moving to silver spring)
5) get a lifestyle that supports owning a dog
6) save the world or perhaps one or two countries.
7) travel as often as possible
read as often as possible, dirty books and magz count suckas!
9) determine whether I want to continue my path towards becoming an international dj
10) determine how to sound proof my walls so that my old crotchety neighbor does not complan
11) avoid getting arrested by the cops.
12) get rid of all the toxic energy and people in my life
13) pick and choose my battles with care
14) polish up my spanish so I can impress people with my hot Penelope Cruz spanish lisp and better fake being foreign
15) improve my harmonica skills. no joke! I got a dvd to help.
16) stop guilt tripping over not being able to help others as much as I would like to
17) learn how to leave work at a decent hour
18) learn how to knit
19) learn how to drive
20) take a stand-up comedy course and get my ass on stage somewhere.
That is all. It might be a busy year if I try. I might end up just chucking all of this and going back to drinking and eating like it’s going out of style. JUST KIDDING 
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