Tails of a 17th Street Geisha

Hey kids!

The summer is almost over and I have a checklist of things I absolutely would LOVE to do before the end of the summer.

1. Visit my sis Alex and mom in Texas (yay! booked plane tickets for end of August)
2. Visit my sis Jennifer, sis Elodia and kids in California
3. Visit my favorite Lesbian, Bossy Deblosi, and Homo, JP Venuti, in NYC for shopping and partying
4. Get a glorious tan
5. Swim @ the pool with Wendy
6. Finish rearranging furniture in my condo and knock down the closet (hooray!)
7. Have a fun weekend or day-trip to ANYWHERE with Paul
8. Drop 20 pounds! But not in my boobs, please Jesus.
9. Fix my issues with my right heel and start running again
10. Go camping somewhere and escape for a weekend without internet or cell phone texting. That’s going to be rough!

This picture is a typical sight in Tex-ass.

So I figured out that I have 4 weeks of vacation and comp time that I need to use by the end of the year and I’m going to be racking up more comp time as I travel for work (and subsequently work weekends) in October and November. I also get days for thanks-taking and x-mas, so I REALLY need to use these weeks fast! I wish I had more money so that i could take a trip to europe, mexico or central america.

After having a conversation with the illustrious Wendy, who is slowly convincing me to go to Costa Rica with her in September, I realized that I don’t have relaxing vacations. I am CONSTANTLY "on." When I take vacations, I go visit family and entertain their kids or I take my sister or mom out somewhere and play host to that city (ie: I flew my sister to DC and it was all about her fun, and I took my mom to London and Paris, and showed her around).

I NEED A VACATION FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Where will I go? Who will I go with? How can I do it on the cheap?  I need to lose some more weight so that I have a rockin’ body and get really good "on holiday" vacation-action or something. hahahahha Or at least be able to rock the local styles in hot clothes! That’s the awesome thing about traveling to Europe–you get a heads up on the fashion trends and can bring it back and rock the Casbah. Unfortunately, people in DC are 2 years behind and wouldn’t notice good fashion unless it came in the form of a congressional bill. Well, the homos notice… some of them, at least!

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