Clubber’s Guardian Angels
I’m home. I survived another night of gay clubbing.
Paul, Domingo and I went to Velvet again tonight/last night, whatevs. We cabbed down to the Southeast and partied at Nation. I had 3 "saves" by guardian angels. First: Melissa. She was the bathroom guard @ nation and warned me about Billy, this guy that I met who also worked @ Nation and who gave me VIP treatment (he got VIP access @ Club Deb…nyuk nyuk) Anyway, Melissa told me that all the guys who work @ Nation should be boiled before you touch them because you gotta kill the bacteria and all the shit they carry! YUK! She said that they all fuck around with a different girl a different night. I guess I was the "DJ Dan-girl of the night" for Billy. Luckily we didn’t do much. hehehehe
Then, this other guy started talking to me and out of the blue Mariam (a friend I met AGES ago who is a bigger fag-hag than me!) pulled me away and yelled @ him, "she’s not interested." I indeed wasn’t but we being polite but she told me that he was a total creepy hetero that preys upon women @ gay bars.
Finally, Paul hooks up with this guy Clifton and all of us cram into a cab and go to the Diner in Adams Morgan. Bad idea because the hood was SOOOO PACKED with club goers eating pizza in the street and making out… well, we went to Pizza Bolis because the line was too long at the Diner and since I went out on a date with the manager there (Don’t LAUGH, according to Paul and Domingo, he has a great body and cute face, HOWEVER< on this date he talked me under the table) Anyway, Asif gives us all free pizza and drinks. Paul and Clifton head home and D, M and I are trying to figure out what to do. I’m wearing this INCREDIBLY HOOTCHI ass dress and the girls are out… I’m afraid to walk the 5 blocks home because we could get mugged or worse. We ask a cabby and he says 9 bucks. My ass. So I yell at this cute guy driving by himself, "give us a ride?" and he DOES! D, M and I hitchhike with this guy who starts telling me his name (David, I think), where he works (Bus Boys and Poets), that he was coming home after working a shift, that he would hang with us but has to go home and crash. He was actually even more cute up close. I should have asked for his number! He was h-o-t and Domingo and Mariam both thought he was kinda into me! Who knows. Oh, so DAVID was the third guardian angel! He kinda looks like this guy Nick who I used to have the hots for.
It’s 4:45am and I simply must go to sleep!
