Me and Yaniv
I have a new gay boyfriend. His name is Yaniv. 
He lives with me right now. He’s visiting from Israel and he brought some great hygeine products and chocolates from the holy land. Sometimes he tramps around and doesn’t come home at night. He’s on vacation though, so I forgive him.
He’s been with me for the last 10 days, 18 hours and 41 minutes. I don’t mind. Today he cleaned up my condo, putting away my dishes, dusting the surfaces after my contractor sanded down the new walls, and WASHING MY SHEETS! I hope that fucker didn’t do anything during the day that would warrant a washin’ … but seriously, it’s been SO fun to have someone in my pad to greet me when I come back from a run or just a long day @ work. 
Speaking of someone greeting me at the door–I almost bought a cat this weekend. I was 2 seconds away from signing the papers but I thought I had to think on it some more. This cat was SOOOOO cute and sweet and loving. Tallula was her name. of course I would change it even though she’s 4 years old and is probably used to it. I wouldn’t want to call her Tallula because it would remind me of the tranny model who danced around in Power Station’s "Some like it hot" video.
Oh, and I have a MAJOR crush on a fellow friendster. He’s just like me, only a dude… he’s smart, political, funny, chatty and cute. you know, just like me!
What else is new… I HAVE A WEB CAM!
Doesn’t this sound like the start of all friendster spam. I seriously have a web cam. 
It’s fun because I can show you my condo if you haven’t seen the new wall. Paul couldn’t BELIEVE that I had a wall and only believed it when I gave him a tour of the newly walled place! This boy from Israel comes and visits me and he’s got me building walls dividing my place and everything! I’ll call the side with my bedroom the West Bank, because you know, scary shit can happen there and you always gotta watch your back.
