Tails of a 17th Street Geisha

If you’re a girl and agree with at least 3 of the following statements below, then please join MY NEW friendster group:http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?statpos=mygroup&gid=24736

*ps* I made this shit up, I didn’t steal it from the web… if you steal it, you owe me a drink (diet coke, *sniff*…)

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1) You know that Tina is not some girl your friends are obsessed with.

2) You have at least 3 friends named Chris.

3) You know at least 1 person who works at the Gap.

4) You go into a club and get felt up at least 10 times… while standing in line with your friends.

5) You go to a GAY alcoholics anonymous because you refuse to interact with straighties.

6) Pride is bigger and more important than Christmas.

7) Gay Days is your Mecca.

You know enough gay men to start your own "business."

9) You have at least 5 gay "Paul" entries in your cell phone addressbook.

10) All of your friends claim to be "versatile." (extra points if you know what a power bottom is).

11) You dress up because you know your boys will scold you if you don’t (especially when you don’t wear makeup).

12) Karen from Will and Grace is a personal idol that you strive to be one day!

13) you know what the radical faeries are all about.

14) You know why you hate LOGCABIN republicans

15) you know that HRC is scared of calling themselves gay and "really good on transgender issues" (sarcasm here on the latter)

16) You have a love/hate relationship with showtunes

17) You find yourself scheduling your plans around your friend’s gym schedule

18) Your get more action with boys at gay clubs than half of you friends

19) At least one of your ex-boyfriends has come out of the closet

20) You were in theatre in high school or college

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DC BASED:
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1) You know what the drink specials are at Jr’s (or insert popular gay bar) for at least two nights of the week.

2) You know not to go to Chaos on Wednesday night.

3) You know NEVER to miss Madonnarama at Velvet.

4) You know that you’ need to get semi-drunk in order to enjoy a meal out on 17th and R.

5) People confuse you with Elena (or insert other local famous fag-hag).

6) You know that Taint is organized by a man who enjoys wearing unitards..

7) You know what Hot Chocolate nights are at Wet.

When you walk into 30 degrees and make eye contact with Jason, you know your appletini will be waiting by the bar before you get there.

9) You’re the token girl in the "scene" section of Metroweekly at least once

10) You end up at Omega’s only because you’re too drunk to walk from Apex to anywhere else but you know with satisfaction that no matter how drunk you get you’ll never end up at the Fireplace.

11) you know why people drink at Fox and Hounds!

12) you love the dupont high heeled race.

13) you’ll never ever go to the crew club, even if all of your friends meet up three

14) You’ve had a bitch published in the "bitches" section of the blade

15) You know that you’ve hit rock bottom when you find yourself drinking at Windows.

16) You know why they call it, the "Green Latrine"

I COULD GO ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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