Tails of a 17th Street Geisha

The longest day of the year has come and gone. I have changed my mind about everything. I am going to go Morrissey and give up sex. I’m going to go to Tammy Faye and give up the drugs. I’m going to go… hmm… is there anyone on this earth that doesn’t have a drinking problem? I’m going to go all Muslim and never drink booze again… "booze sweetie?" -Edina.

Sex is boring. Even masturbation has lost its fun. Raise your hand (not the one in use) if you’re sick of playing with yourself. Alcohol is a fool’s bandaid over the gushing wounds of emotional problems. All of this is a waste of time and money.

I vow to be good. I vow to be a hermit. I vow to spend as much time indoors in my apartment as possible. I vow to throw out all bullshit and clutter in my apartment and life! I vow to delete all the names of all the boys in my cell phone that I can’t recognize unless there’s a picture attached to it… I will give more meaning to my life if I give less of it away to random people!

I love all my friends and to those i have yet to meet–sorry! Can’t touch this.

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