Fag Hag days are OVER
That’s right. You heard it here first. I’m going to find my identity outside of 17th and R. I need to stop flaunting my boobs at gay bars, hooking up with homos, dropping mad cash at the mall, fighting with drag queens (yeah Lena Let, Sp arkle…), talking trash with Paul, and drinking like it’s going out of style.
You will no longer hear me squeel "Oh, HONEY!"
You will no longer see me walking down 17th street with massive platforms/heels.
You will no longer see me heckling the straight couples at Dupont Circle. (I might still keep juggling with Filip there, though!)
That said, Gay Days 2005 in Orlando Disneyworld will be my last hoorah. Filip, Brad, JB and I will be sharing a room in the boys wing of the Sheraton, spending 5 days partying, drinking, tanning @ the beach, and sobering up on rides at Disneyworld (the "happiest" place on earth…) and there will be 60,000 gays and lesbians from around the world. I might explode, but it is my grand finale! I will make a ton of gay friends, spread my fair share of herpes around the community and get jiggy in the Orlando sun with gays from around the world.
I’m going to binge and then purge myself of the Karen inside me and I hope I make it back alive…
Oooh HONEY!
May 17th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
very funny. bullshit. but very funny.
May 17th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
I’m going with Steve on this one. But good luck.
May 18th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
Clearly you’ve not reached rock “bottom” on this yet. Ima go with the ppl that know you…it’s a wait and see for now….
May 18th, 2005 at 7:45 pm
finally! now that you are purging the fag hagginess - i am going to join you and ditch my lust for man-culo. So from now on I am going to be straight! - TOS
P.S. That crack you gave me is working great btw, I’m delirious too!
stay haggy and stay black!
May 19th, 2005 at 6:38 am
Tos, if you go straight I SWEAR TO GOD my gay days are over… you’ll be my gay-husband and I’ll be your hag, er beard… or something. What I won’t do for a piece of Tos-Ass (how dysfunctional… but if loving Tos is wrong, I don’t want to be right…)
May 19th, 2005 at 6:58 am
Hmmm, a tempting offer but i am so so gay, not as gay as Steve, but pretty gay. Now if only I could find a boy who was as cool and fun as Debbie I would be in good shape (b/c you know we’d be tearing it up in the sack)